Animals in the Attic (Continued)

"zeontestpilot" (zeontestpilot) 03/02/2016 at 19:18 • Filed to: Houselopnik

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So two days ago I put a trap in the attic, and put walnuts as bait in in. Moments ago I just checked it, everything is how I left it. But it gets weird because ever since I put the trap in my attic, we have heard nothing from those stupid critters. Nothing at all. Silence.

I’m not sure what this means, as before they ran around like they were on fire running away from a predator with razor sharp teeth. Before I got the trap, I hit the ceiling with a bokken, just to annoy them, but I highly doubt that did the job.

So...my life might slowly be turning into the movie Mouse Trap, except with larger rodents. If you need me, I’ll be the man buddy-buddy with the squirrel, inviting something stupid like string nuts or something.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 19:43

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“I’m not sure what this means,”

zeontestpilot > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 03/02/2016 at 19:53

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That makes more sense than the direction I was headed.

CounterTorqueSteer > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 20:16

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That's nothing a shotgun with #4 birdshot can't fix.

SirDrivesAlot (now with hybrid powerrrr) > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 20:27

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They were offended by your inadequate offering.

E92M3 > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 20:43

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I hear if you pee in your attic it’ll keep animals out. Kind of like a dog marking it’s territory.

Chariotoflove > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 20:57

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They are preparing their counter attack. Get ready.

zeontestpilot > CounterTorqueSteer 03/02/2016 at 21:20

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Apparently the community has a ‘no killing pests’ rule...so capture it, take it away somewhere secret, and...

zeontestpilot > SirDrivesAlot (now with hybrid powerrrr) 03/02/2016 at 21:23

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Should I do a vlad the Impaler scenario instead?

zeontestpilot > E92M3 03/02/2016 at 21:23

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Did that, wife got mad, sleeping on couch tonight.

zeontestpilot > Chariotoflove 03/02/2016 at 21:25

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Tell them to bring it on. I’ve been waiting for this. I’m armed with knives, slingshots, pellet guns, and a thirst for squirrel blood.

E92M3 > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 22:36

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See! It works!! If it repulses a big animal, it should definitely work on a squirrel!

shop-teacher > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 22:44

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Figures!

SirDrivesAlot (now with hybrid powerrrr) > zeontestpilot 03/02/2016 at 23:46

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The problem is catching them and then sticking them on the stake......

pip bip - choose Corrour > zeontestpilot 03/03/2016 at 05:38

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my idea of burning the house still stands.

zeontestpilot > SirDrivesAlot (now with hybrid powerrrr) 03/03/2016 at 07:58

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What about mice? I'm not picky, just want to send a message.

zeontestpilot > pip bip - choose Corrour 03/03/2016 at 07:59

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Wife hid matches, unable to start fire with two sticks. I need a plan B.

zeontestpilot > E92M3 03/03/2016 at 07:59

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I should pee a barrier around the house, genius!

zeontestpilot > shop-teacher 03/03/2016 at 08:02

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I know, right? Now I'll have to threaten his friends to get the squirrels attention. Wait, if he's the hero I'm screwed. Scratch this plan.

shop-teacher > zeontestpilot 03/03/2016 at 09:56

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I don’t think he’s a hero. He’s such a coward you going into the attic to set the trap scared him off! That means you win!!

SirDrivesAlot (now with hybrid powerrrr) > zeontestpilot 03/03/2016 at 10:33

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zeontestpilot > SirDrivesAlot (now with hybrid powerrrr) 03/03/2016 at 10:36

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Have one, she does a horrible job, we still have mice, lol.

Chariotoflove > zeontestpilot 03/03/2016 at 11:31

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I’m telling’ ya, the zombies are a red herring. The squirrelpocalyse is coming. Only we few prepared will survive.

And you need cats. They work on commission and feed themselves.

zeontestpilot > Chariotoflove 03/03/2016 at 12:08

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I should be a cat herder.

Chariotoflove > zeontestpilot 03/03/2016 at 12:25

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zeontestpilot > Chariotoflove 03/03/2016 at 12:46

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I’m convinced, I need to be a cat herder now.

Chariotoflove > zeontestpilot 03/03/2016 at 13:39

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Good man. Induction ceremonies are next Tuesday. There will be pizza.

zeontestpilot > Chariotoflove 03/03/2016 at 14:17

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Hopefully pie as well. I love pie.

Chariotoflove > zeontestpilot 03/03/2016 at 14:25

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Sure, but so do the cats; so, don’t leave your plate unattended.

pip bip - choose Corrour > zeontestpilot 03/04/2016 at 02:40

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“electrical fault”